8.11.14

HOW TO UNEFFECTIVELY DO YOUR SISTER'S HAIR

VIA
{1} Start by dumping out all the bobby pins. They'll end up on the floor.

{2} Hair spray everything. Yes, even your sister's eyes.

{3} No poofs. The existence of hair poofs causes the sky to fall.

{4} Burn scalps/fingers/arms with curling wands. I mean. . .what else are they for?

{5} Use tiny hair elastics. Because they'll make rat nests in hair - which is always enjoyable.

{6} Tease hair. I've heard it's the best form of torture ever invented.

{7} Use pinterest for inspiration. And cry over the pathetic attempt you just achieved.

{8} Throw your hands up and say, "there. I'm not doing it again." and watch distastefully as your sister takes out a million bobby pins, muttering how she regrets ever asking you to do her hair in the first place.

5 comments

  1. Hey, I don't normally take out the hairdo's you give me. Only when they look funny or have big poofs or random loops of hair. (: You agreed that the style you gave me yesterday was hideous. That's why I took it out.
    (:

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  2. Haha! So true! Love your blog!

    My blog

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  3. Hahahahahahaha!!! I had to laugh :) But then, seriously, is it fair to laugh? I mean, fixing, yet not really "fixing", hair IS frusterating sometimes... especially when the hairspray, pins, and rubber bands do NOT want to help with the whole process =) Hannah P

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  4. That's a lot of sarcasm. :O

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  5. Grace would agree with every word of this. A certain 'special dance class' hairstyle didn't exactly work out...

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