the inffallible guide to being a dork without trying hard.

{1} Step One: find someone who makes you happy
{2} Step Two: live on coffee and five hours of sleep
{3} Step Three: wait until the notion of sanity is foreign to your brain
{4} Step Four: find a cheesy photo template and take the most incredibly awkward photo ever
{5} Step Five: laugh and enjoy your new dorky self
{6} Step Six: repeat as needed

Your turn. :)


  1. Well, I can't do that because I don't like coffee. :P Sounds like it would be fun for you though!!! :D

  2. @ Josephine - well, the lack of sleep with or without coffee should do it. ;)

  3. *Infallible ;)

    ALSO. You don't need to live on five hours of sleep. Just check your emails while you work. Studies show that if you're checking emails/Facebook/instagram while doing something your else, your productivity and focus is comparable to not sleeping for 36 hours. YIPE.

    That's such a cheeseball photo. But the people are cute. And the graphic design if really great. ;)

    1. @ Bailey - right, I knew it looked weird. I always spell it with the quote from The Voyage of the Dawn Treader in my head. You know, "An infallaaaaaaaaable spell for making one beautiful." I'll blame it on Focus on the Family's radio drama accents for getting the "a" stuck in there. ;)

  4. Haha! Love this, Bethany! ;)

  5. You guys are amazingly awkwardly cute. and coffee is the best.


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